You know what's the easiest drink to get drunk on? - Your everlasting.
You know what my favorite god is? - Your eyes.
Do you know what my favorite fruit is? - You happy.
Let's go eat the family bucket - then we'll be family.
Don't complain -- hug me.
Qixi Love Story Routine (1)
1. "I need to buy you a compass."
"Lest you be spoiled by me."
2, "I am in good health, can carry rice bags, carry gas tanks"
"But I can't bear to miss you."
3. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."
4. "Guess which one I prefer, beef, lamb or pork?"
"I like you as a sweetheart."
5. "You know what? We're both kind of out of line."
"What's too much?"
"You're too beautiful, I'm too obsessed."
6. "I haven't had candy since I met you."
"Why"
"You're too sweet."
7. "I have a superpower. Guess what?"
"What?"
"I really like you."
8. "I know three people who like you"
"Who is it?"
"Me, me, me, me"
9. "You must be hanging up"
"Why else would you be a perfect score in my heart?"
10. "I only want one thing in a Boyfriend"
"It has to be you."
Qixi Love Story Routine (2)
1. "I'm missing one of life's necessities"
"What's missing?"
"You"
2. "You know what I treasure most?"
"That's the first word of the sentence."
3. "Do you smell burning?"
"No, what's that burning smell?"
"It is my love that burns in your heart."
4. "I may have had too much salt today."
"Because I always have time to think about you."
5. "Let's exchange a gift."
"All right."
"Well, from now on you're mine and I'm yours."
6. "I find you unsuitable for a relationship."
'Oh, why?
"Suitable for marriage."
7. "What is the most important organ you have learned about the human body?"
"The brain."
"No, it's the heart. Because you are in my heart."
8. "Guess which way my heart is?"
"Left?"
"Wrong, on your side."
9. "Do you smell something?
"No?"
"Why is the air sweet when you come out?"
10. "Do you know who you are like?"
'What people?
"My woman."