1. Share my heartthrob boy.
2. Congratulations to me, Xiti Er Idiot.
3. Found my rubber band holder!
4. There's no time to explain, as long as everyone understands.
5. Starting today, we will learn how to scientifically raise pigs.
6. I met you very late, but I will be with you for a long time.
7. Hello everyone, this is my second cup at half price.
8. A cautious decision made by two adults.
9. Both parties have reached a preliminary strategic partnership.
10. Thank you for your kindness, and I will spend the rest of my life teaching you.
11. From now on, there will be people caring for the cold and asking for warmth, with three meals a day and companionship throughout the year.
12. I didn't expect to get on the pirate ship, forget it, let's grow old together!
13. From now on, regardless of wealth or poverty, it will be you who wants to join hands with you until old age.
14. Likes cannot be hidden, so this is a confident declaration.
15. Insert a text message, I will also be someone protected by my elder brother in the future.
16. This is my dog, I have to admire his good eyesight.
17. In the past, the person in front of me was my beloved. In the future, the person in my heart will be the one next to me.
18. Life finally put strawberry jam on my boring Shaved ice.
19. The long journey of blind dates has finally come to an end.
20. I got married today, with pictures and truth.
21. I was kicked away by a pig.
From now on, I will eat your rice.
23. A lover eventually becomes a family member.
24. Enjoy long-term meal vouchers.
25, it's you who agreed.
My Terminator has appeared.
27. The user you dialed is already married.
28. The country proves that I love you.
29. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. XX for being sentenced to 70 years in prison with a wife.
Actually, the most important thing today is us.