A humorous wedding message

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When friends, relatives, or colleagues get married, always send blessings as a gesture of goodwill. If you want to express your blessings in a humorous way, you can refer to the following.

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1. Step into the sweet bridal chamber and legally share a bed tonight. Wishing you a happy bride!

2. If I ride a horse, you can call me a horseman; If I am a driver, you can call me a coachman; If I were an accountant, what would you call me? Don't worry about calling me anything, I wish you two a happy wedding.

3. A paper tiger, a Mickey Mouse, light candles, live together; One becomes a husband, one becomes the head of the household, Lu Lu Lu, how happy! Wishing the young couple a happy wedding!

4. Marriage is the tomb of love, but don't be sad. Everyone will eventually walk into the tomb. Don't worry, Amen!

5. Single aristocrats are now bankrupt, and five good families are opening up new businesses. As soon as you enter the besieged city, it's as deep as the sea. I'll give you a lucky lifebuoy. Wishing you a happy wedding.

6. The bride must be beautiful, the groom must be cool, the cigarette candy must be spilled, the champagne and beer must fly, the fireworks roses must bloom, the banquet must make my face glow, and the beauty, happiness, and health will always be good!

7. Two diamond rings, red balloons, a bouquet of roses, and a toast. Love years hold hands, happy days come every day, remember to let me come and eat!

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8. I hope your man can happily hand over his salary, willingly hand over his bank account password, listen to you in everything, and embrace a brand new life.

9. My best friend only knows two types of household chores, this and that, so please take responsibility for them voluntarily.

10. Release your grip and break away from the boring single aristocracy; Step forward and step into a happy world of two people.

11. Brother, in the long river of history, we must remain steadfast. Some things must be voluntarily confessed, and some things cannot be admitted even if we die.

12. Handing over the password of the passbook with ease, successfully collecting the love letters of first love, and bringing the greatest encouragement to all bachelors with the feat of marriage.

13. I wiped Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god came out. So I said to the lamp god, 'Please let my brother and my sister-in-law have eternal kindness and love, and be forever in love.'.

14. Looking forward to the endless journey of marriage, calculating the constantly rising prices of daily necessities. Mutual love, mutual support, willingly accepting, every comforting moment of caring for each other, every happiness of paying wages.

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